I did not sleep last night...at all! I tossed and turned to no avail. Barely managed to catch some sleep about 6:45 am. Was awakened again to enjoy purgatory at 9:00 am. I am on fire you see. I am burning up! It's this old place, has no ac, just fans. Which was worst? The sizzling heat, or the gas prices? If you have the time could you help me install one today? How else to stay cool?
The short green satin teddy does nothing to keep me cool. I mean my thighs and ass stick to the faux leather office chair while I type here. Rivulets of perspiration running down my cleavage and legs. Last night, I did stay cool occasionally by dunking in the bathtub; water cooled even further with bag of ice cubes. I gathered some of these cubes to melt on my pulse, temples, down to my hardened nipples, and best of all, inserted inside my internal volcano. Without exaggeration if outside it is 96 degrees...inside I am 110 degrees Fahrenheit at least! Those ice cubes melted in minutes! Also felt good to lie on sofa with fan between thighs right after the bath.
Today to offset the oppressive heat, will go to gym's sauna room, or perhaps Jacuzzi; that will be refreshing in comparison. Later on, when sleep attempts to overtakes me, perhaps I will go to Griffith Park, and lie under shade of a big tree. Will nap under its warm, balmy shade. What then if....what if ants crawl inside my honey pot? You can't expect women to wear undies in this scorching heat wave! I would be completely mortified by having to scratch..(down there) while trying to oust these ants!
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Of course other option would be to run to nearest water sprinkler and squat there to get a thorough flush, all the while peasant skirt balloons into a wet tent. How refreshing! Imagine though, the incredulous looks of perplexity by witnesses in my frantic attempts to oust these ants from inside my hot pocket...all the while they were attempting to obliterate memories of drudgery of their work with endless consumption of beer cans, and grilling animal carcasses.
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I must do something to remedy this lack of sleep! Have a tool box? Perhaps you might be so kind as to let me sleep over tonight? (only if you have a/c at full blast!). Otherwise, the only sleep I will eventually succumb to, will be Monday morning 9:00am, at the office. Please forgive my feverish post, this heat is testing my precarious hold on sanity. Will come back to my sane self, tomorrow morning.
Ok...getting sleepy now...will sleep in bathtub full of ice cubes.
