Did you ever have a teddy bear, which talked back to you when you pressed a button?
I intend to capitalize from a venture similar in concept; that is of utility, and virtual reality enjoyment to its end user. I am planning to develop a top quality, virtual girlfriend.
I know there are similar life size dolls on the market. However, my version would be extra special. Mine would fill an emotional need; which obviously merely inflatable dolls – as well as insipid women – do not.
Before you scoff at this idea, simply consider the benefits. For only 6 easy monthly payments, you can use her for the car pool lane. She will not nag, bitch, nor drain your wallet. She will not go through recurring episodes of PMS, nor have need for birth control, condoms, food, drink, sanitary napkins, make-up, or need to control you.
She will always be in the mood, and she will raise your…self esteem as well!
My prototype would have the following characteristics for your consideration:
-Wholesome, saucy, girl-next-door type.
-Soft, pliant plastic, similar in look and comparable in texture to human skin.
-always erect nipples in pink or brown color, choice is quarter size, or dollar coin circumference, as well as breast cup size.
- accessorized with lightly musky scented lubricant, with waif of vanilla blend.
Operating features controlled via wireless remote:
- suction motion mechanism for her mouth, as well as squeezing, and alternating shuddering mechanism for her vagina.
- Computerized verbal stimulus directed at user, modulated through remote control, based on choice of scenario. This similar to MP3 player, with interchangeable, and re-usable SB memory card. Per example, the pre-recorded greetings would be as follows:
- After work greeting: “Hi baby! How was your day? Does top management realize how lucky they are to have you? I mean, not only are you super smart, and talented, as well as a great problem solver, PLUS! You’re cute too!! You’ve got style, charisma, and loads of sex appeal! (sighs), “I feel soooo lucky to be your girl, and rely on your strength and wisdom…(sigh). I’m yours, and yours alone.”
- During blow jobs: “You taste soo yummy, I LOVE YOUR COCK! I just want to devour you, and drink every single drop of your cum!...... mmmm you taste soooo good!” As well as gruntal deep-throat sounds emitted, which result in pleasant vibrating stimulus to your penis.
-During sex: “Oh baby, that feels sooooo good! I LOVE how your cock feels inside of me...give it to me FASTER!... HARDER! I love to be your slut, you make me sooo hot for you! Please don’t make me beg for you cock, please, please, don’t pull it out….I need it sooo badly, or I’ll go insane!…Wait! Let me get on my hands and knees! I LOVE IT when you fok me doggie style! Oooh, oooh,…ooooooooh!!” Besides, during simulated orgasms, her near the throes-of-death moaning, will rival that of the orgasm scene of: “When Harry Met Sally.”
- Post sex dialogue: “That was totally awesome baby! (sighs), My orgasms were super intense! You’re the best! (muahh), I love you!” Ok, maybe love is over the top, but you must consider this is guerilla marketing strategy; I need to develop kick-ass product to beat the competition.
Other products which will be in production as well include, firm cushions simulating female posterior, with special compartment for your……cell phone. I will also develop, big cushiony pillows resembling breasts with a deep cleavage, made of skin-tone fabric, with nipples in choice of pink or brown shade.
In order to be competitive, I would offer top quality product at moderate profit margin. To save on production cost, I will record the above posted dialogue myself, emulating sultry, sexy voice of phone sex operators.
Caution: not recommended to fall in love with prototype, made in China products do have frequent recalls.
