Homemade Remedies

I’m sorry we can’t play on the web cam tonight; you see I am not presentable right now. My face is covered with mashed garbanzos. Oh, I know it probably won’t matter to you, as you'd rather like it when I focus the cam on my nude breasts. Teasing you is so much fun…OK stop it Rose. Your deja vu flashbacks are really outdated. Besides, one does those stupid things, only when lust opaques reasoning.

Those garbanzo beans are powerful; being vegetarian, I can vouch to that.

I came upon this mask recipe during an infomercial at 4:00 am Saturday, which also suggests that to cure insomnia, one needs to inhale a raw onion which has been sealed inside a glass jar. I will try the onion cure tonight to regulate my sleep pattern for the week ahead.

Wonder if saving sweaty gym socks in sealed glass jar will not have a more potent effect?

This evening while waiting for a movie to start, I browsed through an old book store on Hollywood Blvd. I perused a book on the history of erotic photography. I love the era of the 1940’s, particularly the garter belt and stocking combination; I think those look classy.

The book is sort of motivational, as I do intend to pose for nude painting. I think I found just the right pose, that will not be vulgar, and rather flattering.

These photographs are captivating, without being lascivious. Various photographers displayed nudes of women and men, ages 18 to 80, of all shapes as well.

There must be something to being photographed or sketched nude which is raw and brutally honest. One can't really adopt a foreign attitude when one is totally vulnerable and exposed.

Note to self:

-Wed. pick up from public library the "New York City Ballet Workout" DVD, gotta work on your butt, as that will be the focus of the portrait.

-Nix pantyhose this fall. Next Sat., purchase several pairs of black and nude stockings, as well as matching garter belts.