Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Legal Deffense
The head of a mafia enterprise discovered his accountant had diverted 10 million of his money.
The accountant was deaf. He was adviced that since the accountant could not hear anything, in the eventual arrest and trial, that he could not act as a witness.
When the mafia boss went to interrogate the deaf accountant, he took along his lawyer who was proficient in sign language as well. He asked through his attorney where the 10 million was that he took? The Lawyer using sign language, asked the Accountant, which in turn responded with signals. -- "I do not know that they are talking about. "
The Lawyer replied to the mafia boss -- "He says he does not know what you are talking about." The mafia boss took out a 45-calibre pistol from his briefcase, and pointed it at the head of accountant, shouting: -- "Ask him again!"
Again the lawyer communicated in sign language: -- "He is going to kill you if you do not account where the money is."
The Accountant responded in sign language: -- "Okay, you won, the money is in a brown leather pouch, It is buried in the garden of the house of my cousin Enzo, in No. 400 of 26 street, Block 6 of Santa Marta."
The mafioso asked his attorney. -- "What did he say?"
The lawyer replied: -- "He says he is not afraid of dying and that he thinks that you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Joke sent by my sister Scarlett.